Witty dating quotes

Unknown I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.

Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.

Melanie White What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked.

Jerry Seinfeld Date Night–It’s cheaper than marriage counseling.

Unknown Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Jennifer Lopez As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.

A dance is a vertical representation of the horizontal desire.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.Luke Wilson A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. Monica Piper Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. Our friendship suddenly turned into me being pregnant. If you asked a girl for a dance and she said yes: don’t look so happy – first you will still have to dance. I’m ashamed for yesterday, but don’t remember for what… If a guy does the same – it means he likes her legs.Jonathan Lockwood Huie I want a man who is kind and understanding. Zsa Zsa Gabor Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke.Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.These funny dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going to your first date or have been through several relationships.Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.

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